• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

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tebitheia:

OMG this needs to be every where

tebitheia:

OMG this needs to be every where

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Long distance relationship
  • Dad: Relationships are hard.
  • Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don’t hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you’re literally 1,000 miles away and that’s all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn’t great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can’t, because you’re having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can’t meet her. Don’t even think of planning dates, because you’ll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn’t easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn’t even do the trick because you know it isn’t her. That’s the really hard type of relationship.
  • Dad: I think I’m going to cry.
  • Me: Me too.

(via homeiswheretheheartwaits)

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Loving her will not
always be easy.

She will weave herself
into bad poetry some
nights to keep you
from seeing her without
her skin.

One day, you will
see her without
her skin.

She will pull on the
edges of herself until
she has come
completely unraveled
on the kitchen floor.

She does not need
help picking herself
back up, but the
company is nice every
once in a while.

One day, she will
show you what it
means to be made
of something so
easily pulled apart.

Some nights, she
will need herself more
than she needs you.

There are stars in
her eyes that burn like
hell if you bury yourself
against them for too
long, do not let this
stop you from seeing
them.

She will not always
be easy to convince,
she will wake up each
morning wrapped
around the worry that
your heart stopped
beating for her over
night.

She will love you
with everything she
has ever had.

Do not take her
away from herself.

on loving firecracker women, Emma Bleker (via princess-of-fireflies)

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

(Source: breakourbones)

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readingegm:

EGM #110

This is a huge feature on women in gaming and the games industry that Electronic Gaming Monthly ran. It contains interviews, editorial remarks, and general cultural information from the time period. It carries a lot of “90’s opinions” (in all the resonances that phrase could have) about women, but I think it is a huge historical resource and I would encourage people to share it around. Publications writing about women in games is not new, and this is something to point to in order to make that case. 

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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?